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more shite - 26/06/02

I am an Orc!

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by peacefulchaos!

bumblebees - 22/06/02

Today a bumblebee the size of a Volkswagen flew in my window. Then it flew out again. This has been the most exciting Saturday I've had in a year (somebody kill me now).

the most pointless test ever - 21/06/02
I am a kangaroo!

fish! - 17/06/02
guns! - 13/06/02
I am an MP5!

Which Firearm are you?
brought to you byStan Ryker

injury update - 11/06/02

They've gone a lovely shade of blue! injury3 injury4.

ow! - 09/06/02

See my injuries that I got from fighting Gaz: injury1 injury2. I think he came off worse though, just remember kids: playing with knives is bad.

big brother - 31/05/02

See my ideas on how to make Big brother more interesting.

stuff - 30/05/02
I am Neo!

You sometimes doubt yourself - who you are and what you can do. You're a curious person, with questions and concerns about the world. You go along with the crowd and aim to please others to your best ability. But when you finally discover what you're really capable of, you can do some serious ass kickin'! You're fast and furious, and you will always stick up for what you believe, and those who you care for. Not only that, but you're charming and charismatic, so you get along with people well, and others often look up to you.

And that shows you just how accurate online personality tests are :)

orbital - 27/05/02

I bought the new Orbital EPs today. Yay Orbital! The remix of Chime is particularly nice.

more eurovision - 26/05/02

Well, wasn't Eurovision fun? Without a doubt the most pitiful collection of demented warblings my ears have ever been subjected to. It would have been unbearable, were it not for large quantities of vodka and coke. For me, the highlights included the shoulder pads and Numan-esque posings of Greece and the lop-sided trousers of Estonia. Sweden's entry was memorable for silver trousers, which I found strangely compelling. And Keira drew a tattoo of a naked laydee on me, which was nice.

And Latvia won.

eurovision - 25/05/02

Tonight is Eurovision! This is when a load of talented musicians get together and have sort of a massive jam. Then all the countries vote and the best one gets a prize or something. And all the while Terry Wogan slurs drunkenly over the top. It makes you glad to be European.

Well, that is what I think happens. I normally sleep through it.

Current mood: Green

new site layout! - 25/05/02

Yes indeed!

This is what it will look like. I may put things here. It depends on how nice you are.


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